I have lost my knees. I don't know where they have gone. They have disappeared. I have looked everywhere. I have retraced my steps and I can't seem to find my knees. Everyone tells me my feet are the next to go. Oh goodness! How many more of my body parts will go missing, will I not be able to see or find before this roller coaster is over? LOL Shaving has become a real chore. I cant reach things or bend over as far as I used to. I have to move my belly and sit partially just to reach. I am officially ready for someone else to do my waxing just so that shaving is no longer an option.
And blow drying my hair.... who would have thunk it! Leaning over to blow dry gives me a head rush an my equilibrium is now really off. I go flying across the bathroom bumping into things just trying to keep myself up. It is comical. I should have Dan record it and post it to U-Tube. You would die laughing.
And socks.....oh socks. The dreaded morning ritual. Can't reach 'em. Can't get them on. Can't hop to put one on while balancing and surely can't sit on the bed to bend over to put them on. Oh my longing for socks.....
One day, some day soon all of this will return to me. All of my faculties will be normal, by biology will be reset to what it was before and my body parts will come running back to me like a slow mo recorded run and embrace from your favorite chick flick. Oh how I long for those days. In the meantime, VIVA LA PREGNANCY!!!!
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